but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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