Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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