butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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