Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She is in my trunk
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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