I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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