is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Vodka?
Forever.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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