Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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