i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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