my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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