For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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