There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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