Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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