I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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