How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
