do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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