We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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