is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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