But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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