Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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