In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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