dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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