But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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