So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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