That's intense
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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