Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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