I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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