o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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