Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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