you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The power of my boobs compel you
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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