What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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