Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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