i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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