Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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