They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
