Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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