do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
