i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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