i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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