this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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