Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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