You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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