i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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