I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The ass gains better be worth it
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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