sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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