Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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