Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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