so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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