You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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