Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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