My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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