Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
